anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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hvngers:

i give hella good relationship advice but i am the loneliest potato you will ever meet.

(Source: hvngers, via algebraicjake)

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
 image

and
 image

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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