babes, i’m going to be away for a week [going on vacay with my bestiesssssss!!!1111 xD]. i’m not leaving anything on queue because i’m a lazy fuck. oh well. bbyezzzz!! <3

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: megatogepi, via foodless)

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

(via pizza)

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black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via baltazahr)

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black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via baltazahr)

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alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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(Source: meladoodle, via freckles-and-feathers-forever)

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